Got a real haircut today....
Does anyone else get tense when someone is styling their hair?
I hate it....I'm like..... ah..I'll do it myself, stop touching me now.Anypoo, I've been anxiety riddled ever since. Will post a photo when I have time to look non-ugly. A girl from some blog came here yesterday to do a photo shoot of my shop and insisted on taking a photo of me even after I said no three times. I was wearing my warehouse clothes, had been sweating all day and didn't have a scrap of makeup on. In order for me to look halfway decent in a photo, I need a bit of blush and eyeliner. She was all, "you look great!" Dude, I know when I look great and when I look like a tired piece of garbage. I hate having my photo taken, especially when tons of people are going to see it and I can't control it. When I take unattractive photos of people, I erase them. How hard is that? Erase them. Don't put them on facebook and don't try to tell me I look "greeeeeeeeeeeeeaaat." I'll punch you.
I also never liked when people asked me to smile in photos...
proof? Here I am at 5 years old with the lamest fake smile ever:
Nice track suit buddy!
6 comments:
OT but no need for shame! I love your blog.
oh my! you gotta bring back this sunkissed wave do! love it! it's like a softer bad eighties hair cut everyone is trying so hard to define.
yea, love your blog too!
when I was a kid I had this smile I used when my picture was being taken--which would be fine except it wasn't a smile at all...more like a grimace and not very cute...at all
Awww, hi there blondie!
I hate having my photo taken as well. Thats why I am always the one with the camera.
Whenever I get my hair cut the final 'styling' stage is always this grim farce of them asking me what 'product' I use normally and me bullshitting some answer because I don't do anything and then they rub something crunchy into my head and swirl it around to 'give it definition' and I'm like 'Thank you very much' and then I drive home and run my head under the sink.
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