This Heidi Montag plastic surgery thing is pretty nutso!
The horror of it all, irrevocably destroying your face so people will like you.
According to the career trajectories of Christina, Mariah and Madonna, it usually goes like this-
prove yourself in the music industry with talent and charisma then alter body at will.
It might not happen for you Heidi! Then you will just look different and weird in that inexplicable nonhuman Barbie way.
Here she is before-before and midway:
Quote "My main message is that beauty really is within."
I'm not against a little tweak this and pull that but c'mon! Notice Ashlee Simpson's career has been in the toilet ever since her nosejob/chin reduction?
Triple F tits do not a star make.
Why do some people find shaving so laborious and tedious?
It is not that hard to do! Two swoops under the armpits each morning, two seconds.
There is no excuse! You don't have time? Get up five minutes early, lazy, and take care of yourself!
What kind of statement is this:
Hi, I'm wearing an expensive gown, uncomfortable shoes, expensive jewelry, I got my nails did, my hair did, and hired a makeup artist but GOD forbid I give in to the cliche trappings of femininity and shave my legs!
I saw the Tyson doc a few days ago:
I was surprised at how captivating and intersting this guy is. He is brutally honest and at times quite brittle.
His narration is demented poetry, every word pure gold.
Tyson is the new Lagerfeld!